1 00:00:06,215 --> 00:00:09,217 [♪ dramatic music playing] 2 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:11,470 [whooshing] 3 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:15,389 [flag smacking] 4 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,142 [distorted radio chatter] 5 00:00:20,938 --> 00:00:24,023 [Danny Smiechowski] I'm healthier than 1,000 Spanish bulls. 6 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:27,318 The intent is not to show off. 7 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:28,653 I just want to be healthy. 8 00:00:28,654 --> 00:00:30,196 Riding the thong around with little kids 9 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,739 is a little bit offensive. 10 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,658 Walking outside and seeing this guy, it pisses me off. 11 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:34,909 You got a church right here. 12 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:38,204 What you're doing is an affront to God. 13 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:40,248 [Danny] This neighborhood feud 14 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:42,542 is about one thing. Skin. 15 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:45,545 Five inches of skin bothers people. 16 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,421 One, two, three, four, five. 17 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:49,590 - Can I ask you a question? - Well, let me finish. 18 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,050 - My personal-- - Let me finish. 19 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:52,343 - Jeff! - Can you turn it down a bit? 20 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,887 [Danny] Are they so fucking provincial 21 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,181 that they gotta look at a healthy guy 22 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,766 riding a bike, being happy? 23 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:01,435 They will never, ever, ever, 24 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:04,522 ever, ever defeat me. Never. 25 00:01:04,523 --> 00:01:07,775 They'll have to shoot me in the head with a bullet 26 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:10,695 and kill me before I'm defeated by them. 27 00:01:10,696 --> 00:01:13,699 [♪ dramatic music playing] 28 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,078 [♪ soft orchestral music playing] 29 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:26,252 I'm Daniel Smiechowski. I go by Danny, my nickname. 30 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:29,547 And I don't like to wear much clothes. 31 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:32,758 But there are many, many people who live around here 32 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:35,094 that call me horrible, horrible names, 33 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,930 all for showing skin. 34 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:40,057 Here's an anonymous letter 35 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:42,226 I received in the mail 36 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:43,936 from a neighbor 37 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,897 who didn't have the courage 38 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,357 to put their name on it. 39 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:52,613 "You are a freak show. Exercise inside your house. 40 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:56,157 "You're just doing it for attention. 41 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:59,745 You are a disgrace to the neighborhood." 42 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:15,176 You know, this guy's walking around 43 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:17,678 half-naked with his butt sticking out. 44 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,305 You know, this isn't a nude beach. 45 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,848 This isn't the right place for it. 46 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:22,809 Right in front of his house. What does he have? 47 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,395 Two rams head-butting each other. 48 00:02:26,396 --> 00:02:28,314 I think he gets a kick out of this shit. 49 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,982 Here's my neighbor across the street, 50 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,108 the Catholic church. 51 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:33,444 There are many employees of the church 52 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:36,364 who openly disparage me. 53 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:39,116 Have we forgotten the scandal? 54 00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:41,494 I'm not a child molester. 55 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,329 I don't even have a criminal record, 56 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:44,622 for the love of God. 57 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:47,166 They've actually come on my driveway 58 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,835 and p-pick a fight. Why? 59 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:53,339 Because of five inches of fucking skin. 60 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:56,676 Can you believe it? Can you fucking believe it? 61 00:02:56,677 --> 00:03:01,389 My philosophy is really moderation. 62 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:03,307 This is why I work out, 63 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:06,186 because I don't want to get old and feel old. 64 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,021 I tell you, I'm a late bloomer. 65 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,648 This guy never did anything 66 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,775 when he was in his 20s or 30s, or-- 67 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:15,027 Now he's old and at the end of his life, 68 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,278 he's getting everything done. 69 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:18,322 When I was younger, I partied a lot. 70 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:21,200 All I was doing is eating gourmet food and wine, 71 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,327 and I'd repeat, and then I'd go, and I repeat. 72 00:03:23,328 --> 00:03:26,122 I noticed my foot began to turn purple, 73 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,833 and my foot looked like a watermelon. 74 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:31,085 I said, "Doctor, you're not gonna get me 75 00:03:31,086 --> 00:03:32,670 "in that damn wheelchair. 76 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:35,005 I'll never get in that fucking wheelchair." 77 00:03:35,006 --> 00:03:36,882 One morning, I look in the mirror. 78 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,510 I said, "Man, what the fuck happened? 79 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:40,928 You're gonna fucking die!" 80 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,722 [screaming] 81 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:45,474 I said to myself, "You know what I'm gonna do for fun? 82 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,852 I'm gonna enter a 5k run." 83 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,229 I was dubbed the "Million-Mile Man" 84 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,691 by a reporter for CBS News. 85 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:57,361 A million miles seems very improbable. 86 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,529 [smacking lips] No. 87 00:03:58,530 --> 00:03:59,947 I'm just completely addicted. 88 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,032 - [reporter] How hot was it? - [Danny] 115. 89 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:04,535 [reporter] So hot, he wears next to nothing. 90 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,162 Some people might find it offensive. 91 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,705 I don't care what they think. 92 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,540 They could think whatever they want. 93 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:11,375 Y-You know why, Jeff? You know why? 94 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,668 Because they're all gonna die. 95 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,628 And you're gonna die. We're all gonna die. 96 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,631 In fact, most of the people who criticized me 97 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,425 on this street, they're all dead. 98 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,260 He died over there. 99 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,763 She died down there. He died down there. 100 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,973 They're all dead. And I'm still here. 101 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:28,893 So, why should I care? I don't care what people think. 102 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,394 That's why I'm running for council. 103 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:31,896 [♪ determined music playing] 104 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:35,399 I've run for public office many times. 105 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:37,318 I consider myself a politician. 106 00:04:37,319 --> 00:04:39,487 - [knocking] - [doorbell ringing] 107 00:04:39,488 --> 00:04:41,739 I'm running for council from this neighborhood. 108 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,574 I'm your neighbor, actually, down the street. 109 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,242 - Good to see you. - Hey, you know, I'm running for council. 110 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:47,912 I'm running for San Diego City Council. 111 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,413 Okay. Okay, okay. 112 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:50,664 Absolutely. I would vote for him. 113 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,082 I voted for him every time he's run. 114 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,626 He was always trying to, you know, 115 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,085 make things better for everybody. 116 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:57,129 I know one time, he stopped by my house 117 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,756 and said, "Well, there's a lot of holes 118 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:00,633 in your street here, and let me see what I can do." 119 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,093 And within a week, somebody came and filled the holes up. 120 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:05,554 [Danny] They're spending like a drunken sailor. 121 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,224 Like trash fees are unconscionable. 122 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:10,643 [Dragan Vasic] He wears these tight shorts all over town 123 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,102 and sometimes a little bit too much, 124 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,521 but that's how Danny is, 125 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,022 and some of the neighbors don't like it. 126 00:05:15,023 --> 00:05:16,649 But let him wear what he wants to wear. 127 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,777 Would you like to volunteer for my campaign? 128 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:21,111 - Maybe. - Maybe? Okay. 129 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,613 I'll put you down for a maybe. 130 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,824 Would-- would you consider voting for me? 131 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,659 Yeah, I'll have to do more research, but, uh, 132 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,577 I think I might go with a more established candidate. 133 00:05:28,578 --> 00:05:30,913 - [♪ music stops abruptly] - [bird calling] 134 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:35,459 And quite frankly, I don't want their fucking vote. 135 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:39,255 Fuck them. They can get fucked. Okay? 136 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:43,467 I would probably have a better chance of getting elected 137 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:47,137 if I didn't run around naked, if I didn't have OnlyFans. 138 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,973 Here's my OnlyFans. 139 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:51,141 "Just keep working out in old age. 140 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:53,143 Stay healthy and fit." 141 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:55,938 Oh, look at Hockey. Ah, look at that one. 142 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:58,107 This is my favorite. There's my favorite. 143 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:01,193 There's something coming out of my penis, but that's normal. 144 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,362 You have to release the sperm 145 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,823 to keep a healthy prostate, or you die. 146 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:08,826 When you're older, it takes a long time. 147 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:12,788 This here is an R1 recovery massage gun. 148 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:16,166 I get really, really carried away with this R1. 149 00:06:16,167 --> 00:06:17,376 Really feels good. 150 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,003 Look how-- look how good that feels. 151 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,172 - [massager buzzing] - Oh, shit. 152 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,383 [buzzing continues] 153 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,011 Look, close the door. 154 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,512 - [door closes] - [Danny sighs] 155 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:30,681 You put it-- It's very gentle. 156 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,182 It's very gentle. 157 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:34,185 Man, I can't stop. But anyway. 158 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:36,854 Why not? 159 00:06:36,855 --> 00:06:38,397 That's my mother and father. 160 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,357 [♪ dramatic orchestral music playing] 161 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:41,692 [computer mouse clicking] 162 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:45,529 I'm the legal owner of this property. 163 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:50,451 But morally and ethically, it belongs to my father. 164 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:53,579 My father eventually became crippled. 165 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:56,916 I cleaned up his urine and everything in the bathroom. 166 00:06:56,917 --> 00:07:00,544 It was horrible. My father was in a wheelchair 167 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:04,924 and I had 10, 15, 20 neighbors that could have helped. 168 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,509 Now, they make fun of me for having the body 169 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,054 of a 25-year-old man. 170 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:13,223 They did nothing for him, those people, nothing. 171 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:15,476 They're totally immoral. 172 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:17,895 [sobbing] Picture of my mother. 173 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:21,440 And she always told me, she said, "You know, Danny, 174 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,777 you take care of your body. You take care of it." 175 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:28,614 My mother, back in the 1950s, would wear a little bikini, 176 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,783 and people would ridicule her. 177 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,160 I miss my mother very much. 178 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,996 She made me into who I am. 179 00:07:35,997 --> 00:07:39,625 Showing skin and being open. I owe it all to my mother. 180 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:44,755 My father left me this property with the provision in the trust 181 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:46,590 that I get married and have a child. 182 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:50,260 I hope that happens. Even at my age, I'm trying. 183 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,513 But women today are not like my mother. 184 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:54,640 Do you realize that if I don't get married 185 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,518 and have a child, my family name will die? 186 00:07:57,519 --> 00:08:00,938 I'm the last one. I'm the final one. Smiechowski. 187 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:04,483 If-- if I don't have a child, there's no more in my family. 188 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:07,654 No more Smiechowskis. Dead. The name is dead. 189 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,698 Hey, hey, fuck you! 190 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,533 Fuck you! You want a piece of me? 191 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,953 Come here and take a piece of me, you motherfucker. 192 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,128 Fuck you! 193 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:25,672 Hey. 194 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:29,341 [person wolf-whistling] 195 00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:31,677 All these cowardly people, 196 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,680 and I have to live with humanity. 197 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:38,559 When he came out of his fucking mother's vagina, 198 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,895 he had an Edwardian suit on. 199 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,398 He wore a suit and tie 200 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:47,735 when he came out of the fucking vagina of the woman. 201 00:08:47,736 --> 00:08:50,237 - [♪ tense music playing] - He's complaining about skin. 202 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,656 But you don't be trying to fight nobody, you should've just kept on walking. 203 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:56,035 And you're right. And you're right. But-- but you know, 204 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,870 - everybody got a breaking point. - Mm-hmm. 205 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,872 I've got a real big heart, man. 206 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,665 It's like Martin Luther King. 207 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,125 They looked at his fucking skin. 208 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,960 They don't look at his fucking character. 209 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,254 It's the same thing, like Martin Luther King. 210 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:10,674 Same thing, like MLK, same thing. 211 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:13,010 [sobbing] Fuck. 212 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:15,012 I'm sorry. 213 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,514 [continues sobbing] 214 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,517 [♪ music fades out] 215 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,733 [♪ dramatic music playing] 216 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:37,243 [♪ bright music playing] 217 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:45,877 [mouse clicks] 218 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:51,965 [call chiming] 219 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,592 Hi, Danny, it's nice to meet you. 220 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,219 Hi, April. 221 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,721 So, what is inspiring you to consider 222 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,641 living in a nudist community? 223 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:05,562 Oh, boy. That's a... big story. 224 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:08,065 My neighbors do not approve. 225 00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,984 Absolutely not. They-- they disparage me. 226 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,903 I'm so sorry to hear that. 227 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:16,448 Well, my suggestion would be to come to Pasco County. 228 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,950 We're the nudist capital of the world. 229 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,452 There are 11 nudist communities. 230 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:24,415 - You'll see people riding their bicycles, running. - Wow. 231 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,918 [April] There's a community called Eden, 232 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,670 and Eden Resort is in Hudson. 233 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,255 It's a residential community. 234 00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,590 So, going up and down the street, riding your bike, 235 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,843 your Peloton, or running, 236 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,303 walking briskly, you're free to be nude. 237 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,763 [Danny] Boy, that would be like in heaven. 238 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,306 Here, it's horrible. 239 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,475 And I need to get out of here. 240 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,477 [April] I think you're gonna find your tribe 241 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,854 when you come here to Florida. 242 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,272 [flight attendant] We will be landing shortly. 243 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,942 [♪ lighthearted music playing] 244 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,287 [birdsong] 245 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:05,373 [beeping] 246 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:12,171 Welcome to Eden. 247 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,089 Oh, good to meet you. 248 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,757 [April] If you'd like to go ahead and disrobe, 249 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,136 - I'll go get the golf cart. - Sure, thank you. 250 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,638 [♪ music stops] 251 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,814 [April] So, Danny, I'm glad that you've come out 252 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,525 - to see Eden today. - I'm happy to be here. 253 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,153 Here you can be nude 24/7. 254 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,322 If you feel like you want to wear a t-back, 255 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:39,823 you can wear a t-back. 256 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,158 Morning, Stephanie! 257 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,492 In this community, 258 00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:44,578 the residents put on a lot of activities. 259 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:48,040 This weekend, they're having a foam party tomorrow night, 260 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,709 which you should definitely come to, it's a blast. 261 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,669 And they have karaoke. 262 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,923 We've got a lot of talent here. Incredible singers here. 263 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,800 Hey, Curtis. Hey, Mel. 264 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,469 You coming out to karaoke tonight? 265 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,679 We're thinking about it. We're talking about it. 266 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,848 Hey, good morning, Rick. Hey, Kathy. 267 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:07,684 - Foam party tomorrow, right? - [resident] Yeah. 268 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,561 - [Danny] The greenery here is so... - [April] Yeah! 269 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,897 - ...amazing compared to California. - [April] Yeah. Yeah. 270 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,899 [Danny] Gee, this is like living life. 271 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,943 Good morning. Danny, one of the things 272 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,403 I was thinking would be a really good idea for you 273 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:21,031 is take time to rent a place here 274 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,532 and stay here for a few days, 275 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,701 and get a feel for the culture, the vibe. 276 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:28,414 [Danny] It's a good idea, April, I-- I think I would like to do that. 277 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:33,127 [♪ lighthearted music playing] 278 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,720 [people chattering] 279 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,897 [resident] Do you mind if I ask how old you are? 280 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,275 - Seventy-one. - Seventy-one. 281 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,610 - And you're doing triathlons. - Right. 282 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,738 [chuckles] That's great. 283 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,825 If you do like it here, you'd be a nice addition to the community. 284 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:05,909 - Thank you. - Yeah. 285 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,120 This is a literal, physical 286 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,746 Garden of Eden. 287 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,123 Everybody's naked. 288 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:14,418 And if you could just take the time to realize 289 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,961 that you're in a Garden of Eden, 290 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,255 instead of really paying attention 291 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,173 to the things that annoy you 292 00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,009 or that you don't feel are right, 293 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,803 how can you be upset about shit when you live in a place like this? 294 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:28,308 [♪ lighthearted music continues] 295 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,018 [exhales] 296 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,602 - [resident] Welcome. - Hey. 297 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,229 [resident] I'd love to show you my artwork. 298 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,273 - [Danny] You create things? - [resident] I'm an artist. 299 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,942 - Wow, look at all that. - [resident] So, this is created 300 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,486 in Daz 3D Studio. 301 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:44,156 You download the software for free, 302 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,199 and they give you free models. 303 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:50,662 Then, you have to buy the hair, lipstick. 304 00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,707 - Jeez. - It's like a doll. 305 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,461 - Hey, how's it going? - Fine, thank you. 306 00:13:57,462 --> 00:13:59,254 I got out of California 307 00:13:59,255 --> 00:14:02,382 because I was being disparaged for showing skin. 308 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:04,593 - Oh, my God. - They called me all kinds of horrible names and-- 309 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,636 Yep, yep. "You pervert. You whatever." 310 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,138 Oh, my God, you know the routine. 311 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,349 - I totally know the routine. - Oh, my God. 312 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,934 - How long have you been here? - I've been here 23 years. 313 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,687 I was an engineer, I built a whole bunch of interesting things. 314 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,439 I put my name in space several times. 315 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,690 - Really? - That's right. 316 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,192 - Wow. - [Lee] My physical name 317 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,319 is sitting on the planet Mars in five different places. 318 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,030 This is my home, and this is the space room. 319 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,532 About 40 years' worth of research on outer space 320 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,410 and all of the methods that we use to get there, 321 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,662 and what did we learn in the meantime. 322 00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:35,248 - I like the way you displayed it and everything. - [Lee] Thank you. 323 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,833 This is what I know about aliens. 324 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,252 This is called the Draconians. 325 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:40,879 They want to own this entire galaxy. 326 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,006 We're saying no, we're fighting against them. 327 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,384 They are huge, 15- to 18-feet tall. 328 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,178 See that thing? Run. They like us as a snack. 329 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,847 Different ballgame, okay? 330 00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,267 [resident] Hi. 331 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,353 - Hi. - I'm Wendy. 332 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,604 - I'm Danny. - Hi, Danny. 333 00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:00,023 I just flew in from San Diego, California. 334 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,108 - Welcome to Eden. - Thank you. 335 00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,859 My neighbors back home 336 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,278 are very, very mean to me. 337 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,030 - They're very mean people. - Just remember 338 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,241 not to be mad at people 339 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,867 that aren't as happy as you. 340 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,411 It was wonderful meeting you. 341 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,371 - Thank you. - And I really hope 342 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:16,706 that you do come to naked karaoke. 343 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,208 - We'll see you later. - Okay. 344 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,876 - Thank you. - Bye, Danny. 345 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,422 - Bye. - I'll be looking forward to it. 346 00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,716 [Danny] You know, Eden is actually turning out better 347 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,260 than I thought it would. 348 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:31,555 The people here at Eden are the opposite 349 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:34,891 of what I live with in my neighborhood. 350 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,561 They're genuine people. 351 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:39,187 I've never been judged here. 352 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,313 Alright! 353 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,150 Has really, really made my life 354 00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,734 so beautiful. 355 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,738 [♪ uplifting music playing] 356 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,789 ♪ 357 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,001 [♪ music stops] 358 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,085 [birds chirping] 359 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:04,714 [♪ curious music playing] 360 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:08,592 - What are the HOA fees here? - We don't have a HOA here. 361 00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,260 - Wow. - Oh, by the way, 362 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,596 Danny's come in from California. 363 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,474 This is his first weekend in a nudist community. 364 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,641 Oh, hi, Danny! 365 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,435 - Hi, Danny. Welcome. - Welcome. 366 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,520 [April] This is very unusual, this particular home, 367 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:22,481 in that it's on a corner lot. 368 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,442 And I'm gonna show you the west side of the house. 369 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,277 So, there's a poker run this weekend, 370 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,779 and I think seven houses are involved, 371 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:32,115 and they're serving up an appetizer... [voice muffling, echoing] 372 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,284 [laughter echoing] 373 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,953 [chuckles] 374 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,789 [kiss smacking, echoing] 375 00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,750 [Danny] I feel lonely sometimes. 376 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:45,045 I'm really looking for a life partner. 377 00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:47,380 I own a home I could share with them. 378 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:50,967 That's really part of the equation, 379 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,636 why I'm here. 380 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:55,639 Maybe I can find somebody that would accept me, 381 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,557 and marry me, and have a child. 382 00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:01,144 But the women in my life, they think I'm weird. 383 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,812 They think I'm strange. 384 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:06,441 But Danny, you fit in here because we're all unique. 385 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:10,153 We're all broken, and that's what life is about. 386 00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:11,488 [♪ "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred playing] 387 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:14,032 ♪ I'm too sexy for my shirt ♪ 388 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,451 ♪ Too sexy for my shirt, too sexy ♪ 389 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,371 How many first-timers we got here tonight? 390 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,832 Danny? Come on up here, buddy. 391 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:26,753 We'd like to offer a warm welcome from Eden Resort. 392 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:30,257 He's thinking about moving here, so be sure you say hello to him. 393 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,424 - [crowd cheering] - Thank you. 394 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,884 We'd love to have you here, brother. 395 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,679 Be sure you say hello and introduce yourself, 396 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,889 and make him feel welcome. 397 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,934 ♪ Fever, oh, in the morning ♪ 398 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:43,728 ♪ Feeling, feeling, all my life ♪ 399 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:47,023 ♪ I'm not the man they think I am at home ♪ 400 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:49,901 ♪ Oh, no, no, no ♪ 401 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,279 ♪ I'm a rocket man ♪ 402 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:55,448 - Have you ever sang karaoke? - No, no, I can't-- 403 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,033 - I can't sing. - Why? 404 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,244 - You gotta do it, you won't-- - No, no, I don't want to. 405 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,620 - I don't want to, I-- - Look at me. 406 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,372 - No, no. - Look at me. 407 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,040 - No, no, no. - Yes. 408 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,917 - No. - You wanna sing together? 409 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,252 I'll sing with you. 410 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:08,628 - It's so much fun. - No. 411 00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,714 And if you've never done it before, 412 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,424 tonight's the night to do it. 413 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,217 'Cause you never know when you're gonna have 414 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,052 the opportunity to do it again. 415 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,221 - And we want you to have fun. - Okay, I'll do it with you. 416 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,389 Alright! 417 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,474 [♪ rock music playing] 418 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,059 - [inaudible conversation] - [resident] Yeah! 419 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,562 [DJ] We got Danny coming-- oh! 420 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,231 [Wendy] We got a virgin here. 421 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:30,942 We got a virgin. We're popping a cherry tonight, guys. 422 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,152 There he is! 423 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,988 [♪ "Take It Easy" by Eagles playing] 424 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:36,865 ♪ Well, I'm running down the road ♪ 425 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,575 - ♪ Trying to loosen my load ♪ - [resident] Yeah! 426 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,453 ♪ I've got seven women on my mind ♪ 427 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,205 - [whistling and cheering] - ♪ Four that wanna own me ♪ 428 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:45,582 ♪ Two that wanna stone me ♪ 429 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:49,252 - ♪ Take it easy ♪ - [resident] Yeah! 430 00:18:49,253 --> 00:18:52,839 ♪ Take it easy ♪ 431 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,468 ♪ I gotta know if your sweet love ♪ 432 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,678 ♪ Is gonna save me ♪ 433 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,972 - [DJ] Alright! - [cheering] 434 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,101 Daniel! Was it good for you? 435 00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,102 I liked it. 436 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,647 [Wendy] I am so pro-- you did amazing. 437 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,856 You fucking rocked it. 438 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,025 You are no longer a virgin. 439 00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,444 Good, I'm happy! 440 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:15,529 Thank you. 441 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:20,534 Um... 442 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,073 - 941... - Okay. 443 00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:01,867 - 754... - Okay. 444 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,082 - Okay? - Okay. 445 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,003 - ♪ Three! ♪ - ♪ Nothing's wrong with me ♪ 446 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,880 - ♪ Four! ♪ - ♪ Nothing's wrong with me ♪ 447 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,674 - ♪ One! ♪ - ♪ Something's got to give ♪ 448 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,009 - ♪ Two! ♪ - ♪ Something's got to give ♪ 449 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:22,847 [text whooshing] 450 00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:30,104 - [text whooshing] - Jesus Christ. 451 00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,358 [text whooshing] 452 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,197 - [text whooshing] - [texting] 453 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:44,577 [texts whooshing] 454 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,048 [text whooshing] 455 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:02,720 Oh, my God. 456 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,057 [text whooshing] 457 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:10,227 Fuck. 458 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,940 [texts whooshing] 459 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:20,069 [♪ lighthearted music playing] 460 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,238 [Amanda] Kinda drowned in homework. 461 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:25,033 I am a student here at the University of South Florida, 462 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,703 and I am studying structural civil engineering. 463 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:33,082 I'm really looking for a prospective sugar daddy. 464 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,793 There's no reason to struggle through college. 465 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,085 Like, that's crazy. 466 00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:39,255 But I'm hoping that Danny can be someone 467 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,090 who can sponsor my music career. 468 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:44,969 Say I get booked to go on tour while I'm working my 9 to 5, 469 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,596 maybe I can tour on the weekends 470 00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:48,264 and then work my 9 to 5 during the week. 471 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,141 Or maybe I can make it to where I can, like, 472 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,935 work from my computer a couple days, 473 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,145 and I can, like, be on a private jet plane, 474 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:55,688 like doing my work on Friday 475 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,816 on the way to my next tour destination. 476 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:01,945 I want a Bugatti, a G-wagon, Bentley Bentayga, Gucci bags. 477 00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:03,613 I want the whole collection. 478 00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:05,156 Like, I want-- I want the whole thing. 479 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,616 I'll get there. I gotta graduate first, 480 00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,201 because all of it will be in vain, 481 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:10,078 because I won't have the knowledge 482 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:13,665 and the licensure to make my ultimate goal happen, 483 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,626 which is helping resolve world sustainability issues. 484 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:20,505 I'd-- I'd like the, um, French tip gel. 485 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,714 [technician] Okay. 486 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:24,552 I'm going on a date with a nice young lady. 487 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:27,972 I just feel apprehensive. 488 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:31,559 Very apprehensive. 489 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:35,229 [♪ smooth jazz music playing] 490 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:51,829 [♪ smooth jazz music continues playing] 491 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:07,176 Oh, Amanda, how are you? 492 00:23:07,177 --> 00:23:08,344 Mm. [kiss smacks] 493 00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:09,596 - Come on, come on. - Okay. 494 00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:11,432 I'll show you. Right here. Thank you. 495 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,225 I'm really happy you're here. [chuckles] 496 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,852 No, I mean it, with all my heart. 497 00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:17,353 - Oh. - With all my heart. 498 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,230 - Thank you. - Okay? With all my heart. 499 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:22,026 - I mean-- I mean it. - I'm very flattered. 500 00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:25,278 [gasps] Oh, my goodness. 501 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:27,113 - It's so beautiful. - Yellow color. 502 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,073 - Thank you. - You're a sweetheart. 503 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,242 - That's good-- I know, I know. - I love it. 504 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,619 You are a sweetheart. 505 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,954 [chuckles] Now, you're gonna get me emotional. 506 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:37,832 - Oh, no, don't get emotional. - Are you going to school? 507 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,084 I am, I'm going to be a civil engineer. 508 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,879 Civil engineering? You must be really smart. 509 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,547 Thank you. [chuckles] Thank you so much. 510 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:45,591 Yeah. 511 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,551 The young lady will have filet mignon. 512 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:51,137 More rare than medium, but medium rare. 513 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:52,723 - Thank you, here we go. - [glasses clinking] 514 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:58,645 - Delicious. - [Danny] Tell me more. 515 00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:00,063 Tell me everything you know. 516 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:01,856 - Um... - You have any children, or... 517 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,733 - Nope. - Wow. 518 00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:05,109 - Wow. - I'm just like, you know, 519 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,278 - I'm not ready right now. - Take your time. 520 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,739 - No use in it. - There's no rush. 521 00:24:09,740 --> 00:24:11,075 There's no rush. 522 00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,619 Have you ever been to California? 523 00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:17,413 I wanna go to SeaWorld in San Diego so bad. 524 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:20,084 I left San Diego to come here. 525 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,878 To be loved and to be wanted. 526 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,172 I've been to a few places, but like, I wanna go to Europe. 527 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:28,091 - I want to travel everywhere. - I'll take you to Europe. 528 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:30,093 - You will? - I will. I'm not kidding. 529 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:32,428 - I would love that. - The chocolate, oh, my God. 530 00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,097 - Chocolate's my favorite. - Really? 531 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:36,767 - I love chocolate. - Now, I know. 532 00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:41,646 [chuckles] We have quite a bit in common. 533 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,148 - [cork popping] - [server] Bon appétit. 534 00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:46,818 [Amanda] I think we're off to a great start. 535 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,820 [Danny] Maybe one day we can run together, 536 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,655 and I can challenge you. 537 00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:54,075 - I'm more of a walker. - Okay. Okay, we can walk. 538 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:57,328 If I walked with you, everybody in my neighborhood, 539 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,038 they'd all look at me and they'd go, 540 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:01,916 "Hey, that's the guy with the thong bikini. 541 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:05,962 H-How can he be walking with such a beautiful, nice girl?" 542 00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:09,799 Have you ever heard of D-Day? 1944, June 6th? 543 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,467 Um, I have. 544 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:14,762 I'm not really remembering exactly the details of it. 545 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,182 Okay, but anyway, it was the invasion of Normandy. 546 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,977 And my mother lived on the shore when they invaded. 547 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:23,813 And her house was completely destroyed. 548 00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:25,356 Destroyed. 549 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,859 And, yeah. 550 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:31,362 - Oh, my. - But anyway. So... 551 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,781 W-Why are we even talking about this? I mean-- 552 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:35,158 [server] Excuse me, how is everything? 553 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:37,493 Madame, c'est incroyable. 554 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:39,704 [continues speaking French] 555 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:42,832 This is really incredible. Oh, my gosh! 556 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:46,169 The wine is great. Too good. 557 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:48,087 I might be a little bratty sometimes, 558 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,673 - and you might not like that, though. - I don't care. 559 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:53,009 But you have to be honest with me. 560 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:54,844 I don't know if I told you this, but I actually made 561 00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:56,929 a viral music video that made WorldStar HipHop. 562 00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:59,432 - Really? - Just let me show you. Let me show you. 563 00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:02,185 ♪ Shake that ass, shawty, you know you got ass for days ♪ 564 00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:04,854 ♪ Shake that ass, shawty, as if you was getting paid ♪ 565 00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:06,314 - Oh, my God. - [Amanda singing along] 566 00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:08,191 How do you stretch your legs like that? 567 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,068 ♪ Baby, he love when I shake that ass ♪ 568 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,111 ♪ Throw it, you know I put it on and make him... ♪ 569 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:15,239 [Danny] Do you understand that goes back 10,000 years? 570 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,950 - What? - Amanda, when a man 571 00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:21,704 stops thinking about sex, they're done. 572 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,790 They die within five years. 573 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,875 They're gone. They're finished. 574 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:29,212 Kaput, die. And most people die. 575 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:31,047 Most people in this room will die. 576 00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:32,840 - I don't like that. - Most people in this room. 577 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:35,051 - Stop saying that. - You don't know the trauma 578 00:26:35,052 --> 00:26:37,471 I've gone through with people... 579 00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:40,057 treating me horribly. 580 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,271 Um... 581 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:51,109 Do you want some? 582 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:52,319 Yeah. 583 00:26:55,239 --> 00:26:56,405 Mm. 584 00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:58,908 Do you want to eat some of my beans? 585 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:00,536 - Okay. - [chuckles] 586 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:04,747 I would give you anything in the world 587 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,624 to be with you. 588 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,502 Amanda. [clearing throat] 589 00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:12,421 I need your shoe size. 590 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:15,174 I'm gonna buy you my favorite. 591 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:17,093 Okay. I'm excited. 592 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:20,429 Jessica Simpson red pumps. 593 00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:24,267 Tomorrow, I will be at Eden Resort. 594 00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:25,434 Mm-hmm. 595 00:27:25,435 --> 00:27:27,688 And I can have the shoes for you. 596 00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:30,314 - Let's do it. - Let's do it. 597 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:31,774 I'm excited, I'm looking forward to it. 598 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,192 - Thank you. - [kiss smacking] 599 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:34,945 - Bye. - Bye. 600 00:27:37,114 --> 00:27:38,948 [♪ upbeat music playing] 601 00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:41,325 [Danny] Excuse me. Excuse me, do you work here? 602 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:44,871 - Yeah. - Do you have any Jessica Simpson pumps? 603 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:47,665 Jessica Simpson pump. 604 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,959 No, we don't. Not in store. Online. 605 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,170 I prefer round, some of the round. 606 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,629 - Okay. - You can see. Some of them 607 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,715 also like, uh, doing like not-- 608 00:27:55,716 --> 00:27:58,718 - You know, just like a... - [Danny] A square. I get it. 609 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:01,722 [♪ lighthearted music playing] 610 00:28:07,227 --> 00:28:10,313 There's a lot of thinking that goes behind this game, 611 00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:12,190 because it's a mental game. 612 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:13,859 - Absolutely. - It's all mental. 613 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,360 [dart thumping] 614 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:18,988 - [dart thumping, clattering] - What the... What happened? 615 00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:22,534 [♪ lighthearted music continues playing] 616 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:31,668 ♪ 617 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:35,339 [inaudible] 618 00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:38,050 [inaudible] 619 00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:46,892 Oh, my God! 620 00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:53,439 Here's your lovely gift, Amanda. 621 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,857 Oh, thank you! 622 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:56,860 [tissue paper crinkling] 623 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:03,074 Oh. They're beautiful. 624 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,952 - They're gorgeous, Danny. - Thank you. 625 00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:07,745 - Oh, my goodness, you have such good-- - Try 'em on. 626 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:10,748 - [Amanda] Oh, my goodness. - [Danny] Very high quality. 627 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,375 They make my legs look nice. 628 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,919 Well, sure. Sure, they do. 629 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,924 Did you know I left California to come here? 630 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:24,845 Because my neighbors were treating me horribly. 631 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,472 They were abusing me. 632 00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:29,685 So, I came here, and I might move here. 633 00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:32,062 And I would like to know... 634 00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:37,733 if you would like to live with me here? 635 00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,903 And we could... 636 00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:42,072 have fun, and... 637 00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:45,241 I could buy a big house. [stammering] 638 00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:48,119 We could have a good life here, I mean... 639 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:49,704 [Amanda] That's very sweet, Danny. 640 00:29:49,705 --> 00:29:51,414 Well, you just think about it. 641 00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:53,750 You just reflect on it and... 642 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:58,088 and let me know, maybe. 643 00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:02,175 Whatever happens, happens, I... 644 00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:04,303 [gulping] 645 00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:10,850 You know what I just realized? 646 00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:12,810 That my tea matches my shoes. 647 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,855 [chuckles] 648 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,107 The tea matches your shoes? 649 00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:19,817 - Yeah. They're both red. - Really? Well-- 650 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,820 - Maybe that's good luck. - [Amanda] Maybe. 651 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:24,656 [singsong] ♪ Maybe ♪ 652 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:28,868 [exhaling] 653 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:30,871 [birdsong] 654 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,125 [texting] 655 00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:42,466 [text whooshing] 656 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,143 [text whooshing] 657 00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:56,813 [♪ tense music playing] 658 00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,654 [birds chirping] 659 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:08,825 [♪ tense music continues] 660 00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:14,997 ♪ I'm telling you the truth, don't know what is wrong with you ♪ 661 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:17,167 [♪ Amanda's song continues playing on earphones] 662 00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:22,421 ♪ Shake that ass, shawty, you know you got ass for days ♪ 663 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:24,882 ♪ Shake that ass, shawty, as if you was getting paid ♪ 664 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,718 ♪ Shake that ass, shawty, if you wanna be a star ♪ 665 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:30,346 ♪ Shake that ass, shawty, till you get a brand-new car ♪ 666 00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:33,015 ♪ Shake that ass, shawty, you know you got ass for days ♪ 667 00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:35,684 ♪ Shake that ass, shake that ass, shawty ♪ 668 00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:36,894 [♪ music distorting] 669 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,479 [Danny] Oh, God. 670 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,773 [voice echoing, distorting] Oh, God. Oh, God. 671 00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:42,525 - ♪ Shake that ass ♪ - [Danny] God! 672 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:44,443 ♪ Shake that ass, shawty, shake that ass ♪ 673 00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:45,403 [text whooshing] 674 00:31:45,404 --> 00:31:47,363 [high-pitched laughter] 675 00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:49,699 [♪ distorted music playing] 676 00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:52,661 Oh, God. 677 00:31:52,869 --> 00:31:54,703 [distorted noises] 678 00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:56,706 - [sobbing] - [♪ Amanda's song playing double speed] 679 00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:02,712 [silence] 680 00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:06,383 [phone ringing] 681 00:32:11,221 --> 00:32:14,640 Oh, Amanda, I was so worried about you. 682 00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:16,225 What are you doing? 683 00:32:16,226 --> 00:32:17,643 Sorry, Danny, I was in class. 684 00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,437 I noticed you were texting me quite a bit. 685 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,480 I've just been so busy with school. 686 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:25,067 Let me ask you something, uh, very important. 687 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:27,612 How do you like the shoes I bought you? 688 00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:31,073 Oh, my goodness, I love the shoes you bought me. 689 00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:32,408 - Really? - They're beautiful. 690 00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:33,742 Aren't they? 691 00:32:33,743 --> 00:32:35,578 Oh, good. Good. 692 00:32:35,579 --> 00:32:39,290 And, um, are you having a good day? 693 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:40,916 I am having a good day. How about you? 694 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:44,086 I'm just fine. I'm doing great, actually. 695 00:32:44,087 --> 00:32:47,548 Um, I just wanted to kind of reconvene 696 00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:49,633 on our conversation we had the other day. 697 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,635 I just think it's way too fast. 698 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:56,098 Um, I think we're in different places in life right now. 699 00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:57,933 - I agree. - [Amanda] You know, I'm finishing college. 700 00:32:57,934 --> 00:33:00,728 - I'm working on my album and my music career. - Completely agree. 701 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:03,230 We just barely know each other, you know what I mean? 702 00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:05,232 - Like, I literally just met you... - You're right. 703 00:33:05,233 --> 00:33:07,610 ...what, like last week? Like, I-- I barely know you. 704 00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:10,112 - I hope you understand. - Oh, I do. 705 00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:11,614 I really understand. 706 00:33:11,615 --> 00:33:15,534 Danny, like I said in "Ass for Days," I said, uh... 707 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:18,412 ♪ My hos love when I insult them ♪ 708 00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:20,748 ♪ Fucking motorboat them, I don't need no potion ♪ 709 00:33:20,749 --> 00:33:22,583 ♪ I'm the quotient, I'm explosive ♪ 710 00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:24,627 ♪ And if you want the kitty, better throw them racks ♪ 711 00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:26,004 ♪ And bust a move ♪ 712 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:30,299 ♪ Shake that ass, shawty, you know you got ass for days ♪ 713 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,676 ♪ Shake that ass, shawty, as if you was getting paid ♪ 714 00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:35,638 - [Amanda chuckles] - Oh! 715 00:33:35,639 --> 00:33:38,140 That's funny. Yeah, I'm... 716 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:41,352 [laughing] Oh, boy. That's pretty cool. 717 00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:42,646 Yeah, okay. 718 00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:47,984 [crew] Are you doing okay, Danny? 719 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:52,781 I'm fine. I'm gonna go for a run. 720 00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:57,159 [♪ dramatic music playing] 721 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,162 [car horn honking] 722 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:04,416 Why did I even think about even going on a date with this woman? 723 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:06,669 Man, I must have been dumber than shit. 724 00:34:06,670 --> 00:34:08,837 I'm a-- a sensitive crybaby. 725 00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:12,007 I don't go for this rap baloney bullshit. 726 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:15,094 It never would have worked in retrospect. 727 00:34:15,095 --> 00:34:17,930 It was all folly. It was-- it was make-believe. 728 00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:19,515 It was castles in the air. 729 00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:21,892 All she was talking about was money. 730 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,686 Sure, I have a beautiful home, 731 00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:26,355 and I would have given it to her, God forbid. 732 00:34:26,356 --> 00:34:28,524 I was living in a dream world in Eden. 733 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:30,025 Complete dream world. 734 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:31,860 I'm not the kinda guy to run away 735 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,612 from any problem, period. 736 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:34,863 It's time to go home. 737 00:34:34,864 --> 00:34:37,157 I'm gonna go back to San Diego. 738 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:38,867 I'm gonna deal with my problems. 739 00:34:38,868 --> 00:34:41,120 I'm gonna deal with my neighbors. 740 00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:43,539 I'm gonna deal with it in a proper manner. 741 00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:45,874 I'm not gonna break any laws. 742 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:48,711 I'm gonna do everything according to Hoyle. 743 00:34:48,712 --> 00:34:50,213 [♪ music fades out] 744 00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:53,717 [birdsong] 745 00:34:55,385 --> 00:34:58,388 [♪ hopeful music playing] 746 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:02,391 Last night I had a dream, 747 00:35:02,392 --> 00:35:04,643 and in that dream was a vision. 748 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:08,272 It was a vision of redoing my whole backyard, 749 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:10,065 bringing people over here, 750 00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:12,235 and getting away from my neighbors. 751 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,949 [computer keys clacking] 752 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,461 America's a wonderful country and I love America. 753 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:33,589 But in America, you can't pick your neighbors. 754 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:36,968 But you can pick who will go in your backyard. 755 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:44,433 I'm not the kind of guy to run away from my problem. 756 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,144 It's not in my DNA. 757 00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:52,691 A quitter never wins, and a winner never quits. 758 00:35:52,692 --> 00:35:55,444 My neighbors can fuck off. They can't tell me what to do. 759 00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,863 They can go to hell, all of 'em. 760 00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:59,365 They're not gonna change my mind. 761 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:01,659 I don't care about them anymore. 762 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:03,494 Fuck 'em. 763 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:06,498 [♪ hopeful music playing] 764 00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:22,972 [satellite pinging]